(or more of a warning really…)

I exaggerate. I’m prone to stretching the truth. I’m liable to bullshit about certain things in order to make them more interesting. If you weren’t there at the time to confirm something, then it’s entirely possible that I’ve just made it up. I’m liable to substitute kilometres with miles in order to make it seem I’ve ridden further, metres with feet in order to make it seem I’ve climbed higher, kilograms with pounds in order to make it seem I’m carrying a heavier load, and Celsius with Fahrenheit in order to make it seem I’ve endured more miserable weather.

 In fact, it’s entirely possible I didn’t even do this trip. I may have just stayed at home last year watching re-runs of “The Office” and drinking copious amounts of coffee.

I considered changing names to protect the innocent, but let’s face it; it wouldn’t take a genius to work out if I’m talking about you.